David Edgar

Schar-ted myself.

Can only assume this.

Haha. What a donkey.

Looked like a bone breaker. Hope he lives, but no penalty all the same.

Ronaldo

Fucking lino. Knobhead.

Ban him whilst he's gone. For his sake.

Murphy works hard but he is so poor.

Honestly hope he's got a happy, normal life.

My river just froze on Chris Wood staring to camera. Ominous.

I genuinely cannot comprehend going on a rival club's message board with the sole intention of winding people up. Get a hobby man.

Knew Wilson would be needling the tiny defender.

That was 100% deliberate. Left an elbow in.

Erm. Penatly.

Oh, hi Murphy. Losing the ball under barely any pressure.

They're dominating us.

Gonna be a long day if they can pass out of our press that easily.

Celebrating the man who wants to leave. Bless them.

Botman is gonna need a big pocket to fit Ronaldo in.

We're parking the bus at Old Trafford.

Heard we are starting with Tindall on the wing.

So who is out? Isak, ASM and maybe Wiilock?

We are gonna lose to a counter attack then

If anyone fancies a pre-game confidence booster: Win, lose or draw, we have been a class above Man Utd this season. So even losing today, I'd still fancy us to finish ahead of them come May.