David Edgar

Haha. Ace.

So close.

Matt Ritchie is a knob.

Commentator can fuck off.

Hate this cunt

Standard Almiron shot.

Omg why risk ASM. Hahahaha Lascelles injured too.

Joelinton crocked. Someone update the injury stats.

Top save by Darlow.

Proper dodgy contact on the ball. Scuffs it in.

Found his level. Is also clearly injured.

Yedlin...

An injury

Hahaha Lascelles

Yedlin is so poor in possession.

Who?

Mourinho marching on!

Mourinho gonna build some team at Spurs

Edwards is good value Castle wall, light-bending levels of dunce.

Someone needs to ask Ryder if we would have been better off sustaining 20 Norwich attempts or even more. I can't, I'm blocked for calling him thick.

Had a great idea. Remember the Ben Arfa 'Hope' banner? Well, we could get a new version of that made but instead of Ben Arfa's portrait it would be Steve Bruce's fat head. And instead of 'Hope' being the key message, the banner would simply highlight that 'it is what it is.' Journalists would lap up the support for our great leader and his ambitious outlook.

"Great defending lads, according to the XG data, the opposition were twice as likely than us to score."

Free ticket mags don't need such luxuries.

"Great defending lads, we managed to limit the opposition to just 15 attempts on goal."