David Edgar

It was a deliberate finish after a perfectly timed run. A bit good, aye.

That's a bit good by Maddison.

3 pillow formation is king. 2 below your head, 1 to the side to roll into.

A West Ham win today would be magical. Todd can go and spend another hundred billion dollars on wonderkids.

They're trying to pump money into the club through a dodgy company Todd has set up but they're having trouble cos it is so fucking dodgy they've been called out.

Flush the blue turd.

Longstaff has been a waste of time on the ball.

Fuck me, Livramento can move.

We should run a few training sessions where our players practice the grimace, writhing about holding your shin whilst screaming towards the ref approach that every Man City players knows to execute when slightly caught.

Foden is now clearly suffering.

Maybe just take Grealish to the hospital? Seems serious.

Almiron is soooooooo fucking limited. Argh.

Silly from Barnes but Walker just went diving.

There was nothing wrong with the Gordon tackle there. Dias played for a red card.

Man City players are very good at acting.

So he is onside. Is it a foul?

Players out early to listen to Bring it on Down. Tune.

Yes Burn

Almiron, Joelinton and Burn are notably weaker against this lot.

He's out of his depth against this quality. His limited passing is flagged up so clearly.

Almiron shooting there can fuck off.

Rather not.

The positioning between Burn and Botman there was shambolic. That allowed the space for the shot.

Too good.

The fuck is Gordon doing?