David Edgar

Burn with an idiotic run.

Love Trippier bodying Salah.

That is plain rubbish by Joelinton.

Referee has bottled it.

Send him off?

Haha, silly Trent.

Why haven't they delayed it?

Never a foul. Gakpo moved into Schar.

Pope narrowly misses a punch and was "nowhere near it" with Gary the narrative Neville.

Sky clock stuck on 7 seconds.

So the XG for this game is gonna be a different story to the result. But that's not a good finish. Just kicked it at the keeper.

So Mitoma just waved an imaginary yellow and didn't get booked.

Save

Or score one

Brighton reverting to low XG pop shots from way out now. Should just stick to their guns and work those chances in the box.

Keeper just cleaned out Antonio there? Perfectly legal.

We did it by pressing them into oblivion from their goal kicks last year.

Brighton done by counter attacks.

Fulham moron. What a Tete.

Stupid Old Trafford sidings at it again.

Would hate Antony if I supported Manchester. His crossing is plain wank.

Ah well, fun for 15 minutes. They'll win from here.

Onana utterly priceless Bombscare goalkeeper.

Bournemouth just stopped