David Edgar

Neither of them usually start tbf. Neither of them are good enough for Chelsea. They'll need to upgrade in future.

Waste of money. Not sure what anyone could see in him.

On the basis of the first few games, I'm now at a 9. There is very little quality, very little fight and very little tactical resourcefulness. All in all, who cares anymore?

Gifting 3 goals to a seriously out of form Manchester United. We are awful in every sense of the word.

Atsu can fuck off. Appalling player.

We go far too negative.

They will win it from here, we surrendered at half time.

Such a typical Benitez second half. Utter cowardice tactics.

To be fair, we are lucky Man Utd didn't put away one of their 999999 chances early in the half.

This will finish 2-2 at best.

There we go. Fucking useless dump of a player.

Shite from Diame.

Argh, it's not a bad effort from Kenedy.

Another huge chance wasted by Manchester. It's coming for them unless Rafa improves our shape urgently.

Here come the turncoats Seriously, they're shooting for fun and we are giving them all the space they need. Get up the pitch 10 yards.

Maybe we shouldn't sit so deep Rafa?

Same here.

That wasn't a foul on Diame.

Looks like he can football. Which is unusual for a striker in a Newcastle United shirt these days.

I REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU SCORED A GOAL AGAINST MAN UNITED DO YOU!? I'm struggling to name that other Newcastle player Huntington

I REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU SCORED A GOAL AGAINST MAN UNITED DO YOU!?

Man Utd goal incoming. You can feel it.

What is happening?

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Belter of a goal for Everton.