David Edgar

Gifting 3 goals to a seriously out of form Manchester United. We are awful in every sense of the word.

Atsu can fuck off. Appalling player.

We go far too negative.

They will win it from here, we surrendered at half time.

Such a typical Benitez second half. Utter cowardice tactics.

To be fair, we are lucky Man Utd didn't put away one of their 999999 chances early in the half.

This will finish 2-2 at best.

There we go. Fucking useless dump of a player.

Shite from Diame.

Argh, it's not a bad effort from Kenedy.

Another huge chance wasted by Manchester. It's coming for them unless Rafa improves our shape urgently.

Here come the turncoats Seriously, they're shooting for fun and we are giving them all the space they need. Get up the pitch 10 yards.

Maybe we shouldn't sit so deep Rafa?

Same here.

That wasn't a foul on Diame.

Looks like he can football. Which is unusual for a striker in a Newcastle United shirt these days.

I REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU SCORED A GOAL AGAINST MAN UNITED DO YOU!? I'm struggling to name that other Newcastle player Huntington

I REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU SCORED A GOAL AGAINST MAN UNITED DO YOU!?

Man Utd goal incoming. You can feel it.

What is happening?

£££££££

Belter of a goal for Everton.

We will lose and people will freak out.

Both fouls were red card worthy.

Onto the next failure then.