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I bet Shearer's snapping at some of the chances that didn't get put away. What I'd give for peak Shearer in our number 9 shirt now.

I wish he had the finishing today. Didn't even have that. Complete waste of a squad member at the minute.

He doesn't do much wrong, but he doesn't do anything well. Never looks dangerous in attack. Doesn't look like he has anything in the bag that can create chances, which kind of makes him kind of pointless as an attacking player.

£30m wouldn't be close to enough and I think it might be too late anyway. I agree, but I would be astonished if the FCB released any more than £30m.

I fear you might be right. Although after finishing 10th last season, the FCB would have though 17th would have been pretty safe with minimal investment.

I reckon there will be a spend in January like. 30m to stay up and guarantee that juicy TV money will seem like good sense to the FCB. Hopefully Rafa gets good players and not like some of the utter shite we've had over the last couple of years.

Fair point. He passed the ball to someone else who scored and then proceeded to miss several sitters. Name one The air shot. That was a sitter? Although I haven't looked back at it, I seem to remember it being pretty close to the goal and under little pressure. The kind of chance where you expect the net to bulge.

Fair point. He passed the ball to someone else who scored and then proceeded to miss several sitters. Name one The air shot.

Cheer up man. Victoria station isn't that bad. Nip up to the Oyster Bar for a pint if you have time.

Fair point. He passed the ball to someone else who scored and then proceeded to miss several sitters.

It's annoying watching him being pedestrian in midfield, watching the game pass him by without making any attempt to close players down or chasing loose balls.

Rancid today. His crisp packet ankles cost us three points.

He has to start from now on. And make sure that absolute melt Perez is nowhere near the squad either.

Talkshite is tragic like.

Fuck me, Mr Brightside, a 7 is optimistic?! You must be at 99999 now!

I think he's realised that there are some properly shit teams in the PL at the minute, and finishing 17th isn't actually that hard. Of course, the fat greedy cunt still cuts it as fine as he can with our squad, hence the two and likely three relegations we've suffered.

Fuck me sideways. Didn't realise he was £12m. I assumed he was a throwaway free transfer. He is absolutely wank and shows no sign of ever being anything other than shite.

Not sure if there is any other way to approach this club at the minute. We've had 10 years of decay, so actually giving a toss is just going to bring nothing but disappointment.

My Giveafuckometer started at 0, went up a couple of points and is now back to 0, so no actual harm done.

He added nothing. As expected. Complete waste of a sub.

Still 11.

FML. Well that was disappointing. Couldn't defend a two goal lead against the weakest Man U team ever. And Perez wouldn't get a game for the Dog and Duck. But we did better than my prediction of Infinity-Nil, and we scored two goals, so everything went better than expected. Still an 11/10 for relegation though.

Urgh.

Dubravka the absolute legend. Our best player by miles.

If only we'd put away one of our 99999 chances since going 2-0 up.