Groundhog63

His head looks like he's slept with it sticking out of his tent on the West coast of Scotland and hasn't got any antihistamines

Desperate times calls for desperate measures. I watch too much NUFC tubers, tbf, tho that Dentist one was the first time I'd watched him. Or the other fella, as it happens. Whatever their pros and cons I'm not sure they know any more, or less, than most on here.

Why not both? Mbeumo straight into RW and Gnonto, ignoring the fact you don't rate him, back up for all 3 front positions* Midget CF so Gordon goes there, Gnonto/Barnes LW. MBeumo/Gnonto RW Do me

Aye, disregarding his misuse of terminology, is he pretty much correct tho? I watched the Geordie Dentist after that one as well 😂

Howe doing the England job would have a positive AND a negative for him On the positive side he can just pick English players wich, we know, he prefers On the negative side he'd have to move his family and Mad Dog's down to Wembley Obvs, both notions as daft as eachother

Probably this and any brain cells he had available to navigate that thought process were frazzled when he tried the TAA thing

This'll be old hat (4 days) but I've just stumbled upon this chap's latest. Can't see I've ever seen any of his content before and he does spend the first minute or two waffling on about Adam Pearson and whatever but when he gets into the meat of Amanda leaving, I think he's probably bang on.

TWE for that tome 🤪 Preface written by James Milner, no doubt 🙈

Bit random but just before the England game my brother pinged me a screenshot of the BBC page "Gateshead 2 Sunderland 1" I replied in the usual fashion and also added a colourful "c" word into the mix Phone pinged straight away, then again. Only my sister, then my sister-in-law telling me to watch my language 😳 Yep, my brother had posted in the family WhatsApp and NOT direct 😱

Or spite

It's hardly rocket science mind. Big hole in the ground Look about Big, fuck off, pile of sand.....AND a handy shovel

The Guardian take on just about everything is dire. Centrists Dad's will wank over that article nearly as much as they wank over "James O'Brien in a dress" that is Maria Hyde

Or a couple of new toys 😋

Before the QFs we had her lot around for a birthday buffet bollox. Her eldest's Anyways we decided to do a sweep for the rest of the EUROS. 2 teams each, £5 a head However there was only 7 of us so we hoyed the dog in the mix. I got England and yes, you've guessed it, Flora the collie got Spain One man and his dog, still standing Woof woof

Should've signed him yesterday then.

Aye, I should've clarified 😂 Taking a squad on a day out, to two venues, on buses, or did they get the Metro 😜

Late to the piss parade, as it were, but what fucking normals organise two friendlies on the same day? Bit stooooopid, if you ask me.

Tbf I did chuckle at this...

Aye, indeed. Fucking snowflakes are offended by everything 😉

"C'est un petit trou pourri juste au sud de Newcastle. Peuplé d'idiots consanguins"

Unless he means "the woke brigade" cancelling a hairy fucking sexist an misogynist who shagged his daughter's best friend? Those wokies 😉

I take it you mean 1966? The one where the ball definitely didn't cross the line, that one?