Robbo2

Not on board with loaning him out. It's be good for his development for sure but we need him around the first team with the amount of games we've got to play (with more to come hopefully!)

Loves a blast high into the net. Plenty of left foot finishes in there too

Certainly goes down as one of the players in the history of Newcastle United

Got to assume Boatman's knees are alright ATM if he's chucking in that many Cruyff turns

Enjoying that pace from Elanga, he can roast pretty much every full back in the league

Cheers, that's a new one to me

What's a GD?

You'd have to imagine he'll feature in at least 40 games or so, notwithstanding injuries

From the content the club put out over summer I was hoping to see more of Sahar

He's looked well off the pace of the rest of them

If that's a league game it gets celebrated like a goal. Absolutely sent him to the gym

Eh?

Good at football too

Targett new No. 9, can see it now

What a goal, fucking hell

Nearly got in a scrap with the centre back, love to see it

Turning into Wayne Lineker

You could say exactly the same to anyone re: Longstaff. Watch his game at home against PSG

Why's Ornstein now typing like English is his second language? Just speak normally ffs

SSN said Schick signed a new contract today

Hall immediately emphasising just how finished Targett is

Great start

Pope ffs