Infatuation Junkie

I’m shitting it for 2 weeks time.

Every late kickoff seems to be a shit game

Nothing is getting any easier. Teams are working out our constant right hand side attack. Our style of play. Although I agree we need to change things up a bit. I also think Bournemouth played a scrappy game that we are not used to. This team already blow my mind with the sheer enthusiasm and desire. Something we have lacked for fucking years. Eddie is outstanding. The team is outstanding. We have lost 1 all season. Could be unbeaten if it wasn’t for fergietime. A few of us need to realistically look at that and see how far we have come. 18 month ago this would of been a 70/30 to Bournemouth possession and a 3-0 loss.

He ran and ran and ran. Tried to get the crowd going. Made a big impact when he came in. His movement off the ball is very intelligent. maxi could have slotted him in when he shot wide and Gordon’s marker was not goal side. Horses for courses I suppose.

Shittest game under Howe by miles

Feel sorry for maxi. That grass must have brushed his sock

Not another fucking draw surely

Bruce licking his lips at what he could wreck at Leeds

Me and the bairn use our memberships to sit L7 EF or G row y and although some detest it. We both have sat all over and wouldn’t go back to anywhere but here. Plus I can vape. Also if the bellend in front stands all match then my lad stands on the seat. No one behind him so he misses nowt.

Burn and Botman are the new Adams and Keown of the prem.

Everything is going down spurs right side. Wouldn’t you think Parp would have sorted that out after 20min.

Sounds familiar

I meant today.

Pains me to say it but spurs look quality at home

His second touch of the game gave me a boner.

After three minutes I thought we were going to get the prem record result today. Lad and son next to me were doing my tits in. Stato and son of stato. Moaning for the full 90min. I am a prick at times. I often don’t even move to celebrate when we score. But I have been like that since the 90s. Got some proper teddy bear stares when talking to my son in the piss house at half time because of my cockney accent ?

I might see something with blinkers on but he is an absolute pussy where tackles are concerned. Gordon coming on was chalk/cheese comparison. Instantly impacted the game in the position maxi pissed around in for all but 5 mins of his total pitch time.

These have picked up only 5 points on the road. The stadium will be rocking.

Fulham were outstanding with the press and control in the midfield. Would of loved Mitro to have scored that lob.

Glad we didn’t get Gallagher.

This commentary of the semi has gone on mute. What a load of shite these two are talking.

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Going to get 4 Thai hookers over and let them open my beers and ensure I am thoroughly clean everywhere while I am watching the match in my action man picture pants. Maybe a 16 ball and 4 bottles of poppers to add to the excitement. Or just sit on me sofa with the bairn and lass with a pizza. Yeah, less hassle. I have a workmate whose son is emigrating very soon. I will try to get him 2 tickets for the final as I won’t be going. Would love him to have a final experience before he leaves.

Before we were down to ten men our arses went and we were sitting deep and long balling for dear life. the occasion got to them. Hopefully it doesn’t in the final. Not slating anyone. We are in the final. That’s what matters.

Gordon best get his bruno boots on