Infatuation Junkie

Played in a lot of different positions today. Done very well. Probably had loads of birthday cake pre match.

I couldn’t stand up at time during the match when he had the ball. Due to my protruding bonar

That steroid monster up front isn’t too shabby mind.

Wilson lack of press caused the momentum for the equaliser. Loved the shithousery after they performed shithousery at 1-1. Someone has shit their pants on the bus the dirty rotten bastards.

Where’s Gordon?

Sunderland have lost financial backing and had no first team players playing. They will be gone if another backer isn’t found.

Could spend the same on a rollover. If you don’t have your eyes out purchasing a bottle of pop to wash it down. There is a good chance the rollover chokes you to death due to the bland, dry abomination it is.

I’m sure it depends on what team it is at the time.

Money talks in the champions league then

I like potter. Chelsea are doing well. Hope they go through

If he went anywhere it would be in the prem. daft insane money that would bolster ffp. His dream was the prem.

Glad we have pool out the way this season. Can’t wait for manure up here now

They have overtaken us on goal difference

You have to understand that one day when you turn on the tv and see a lad in China or Africa on the tv. They are going to be wearing a toon top. We will become a global brand.

I will pipe up properly when we start getting sub 30% possessions and not look like a decent side. Start getting beaten by lower than the top 6. But before then. I will say that mentally the team know we are not scoring. Wait for someone to get a proper hammering when we find the mojo.

Lacelles is actually making me think I made a mistake the last 100 times I have mentioned him being shite.

Darlow debuts for Hull at home.

We are gonna drop out the top 5 aint we. Fuuuuuuk

My lad might have a game Sunday morning around 9/10am. But after that and before the manure game I am up for it. Haven’t kicked a ball since 1962 though. Kidding. 1963

Too nice. No manager is too nice when forcing the players to train 5/6 days a week and be at the training ground before 6am. Rough was the 80s approach. It doesn’t work any more

Had harper in my cab a few year back. Told his kids in the back to stop biting their nails. He started biting his so I told him to stop. His reply. (I’m the gaffer) ? Also had Nobby in a few times picking the kids up just off the grove in gossy both times.

Im in. Out as soon as I see a two footer going in though ? May have to bring my 8yr old. Would be nice him watching me for a change. I don’t drink but anyone needing a lift to the city after I will gladly help. Wont even put the meter on in the cab ?

7/11 a side? length of halves? I only have wellingtons. Will they be ok?

I have honestly no fucking idea where our goals ever come from. I don’t get excited with corners like every other teams fans would. Running towards goal and I’m still not overcome with anticipation. We are solid as a rock at the back. More or less. We are mint in the middle. But breaking teams down and popping goals in just doesn’t look possible. My 8yr old is gutted. I’m ok. I am just hoping Man City don’t rip our arses open Saturday afternoon

In my eyes that was a closer foot offside even before the line was drawn. But I must be blind as fuck because I would have bet my house on it being offside.