Infatuation Junkie

Lovely trophy. I must admit. My lad can find a player on a shoestring and pass a beautiful through ball that catches the other team out when no-one is defending. Can hoof a ball. (If in doubt) mentality. But you get him to run with the ball on the pitch. You got as much chance of seeing the queens arse in Fenwick window. Hes just come in from the garden frustrated as he is trying to learn how to rainbow kick. Haha. He has also smashed up my rosemary plant today. Bloody kid.

I second that with the thread being amazing. I have rarely posted in here in a few years of being a member. Apart from pissing people off with a takeover related post ? I might take you up on that offer of help at some point. Was looking to get a team of my own with Heaton but it seems to be a no go now as there were no trials this season. So I cant get 10 kids of my own. I tried walker central. Nope. So I either stick it out as a parent. Or use my EE playmaker to assist a coach. Problem being a son who I have to take to matches. Or he joins me at a team. But where. I do not know. Did I mention. This is an amazing thread. ?

Yeah the coach of the match. A lady I think if I remember correctly. Was amazing. Great instructions. Kids were very alert. The parent with the mullet that abused the cochraine park rep when asked to get off the pitch due to having no badges was insane. Proper abusive behaviour. My lad moves up to 7v7 next season. Played in a tournament in Darlington yesterday. 5 games 5 losses. Proper wake up call. The teams we played against were passing around all over. Our lads were quite non positional. If that is even a word. This is what makes it amazing with kids. From the first game of the season. This is their first season BTW. They were like blind people chasing a ball with a bell. But they have ended up being a great looking 5 v 5 team and have come back from 3-0 to win a game. Kids don't really care what the score is at this age. They just love playing with pals. Although there are a few who want prem league stars from the kids. But it's all about fun and learning at this age I personally think. My lad plays at the back. But he has soon learned that you don't get much glory at the back. But he still loves it. Great seeing him tug a kids shirt during a race to the ball. Also notice him having a sly dig if the ref isn't looking. He is tiny. Totally different on the pitch to off it.

Yeah. Seen it first hand this past season. Guy from westerhope U8. Proper bellend. Language was off the scale in front of the kids. Seen someone say about lapses of concentration. My lad falls into that category. He either has a blinder. Or doesn’t look like he even turned up. But I can’t recall me being in a team or even teams around at this age when I was a bairn. Jumpers for goalposts until first year of secondary school then around 13yrs old I was in a team through to 17. Just done my EE playmaker and dbs. Might delve into getting a team of my own at some point. I just have to make sure it fits around other commitments.

My lad started training at 6. He's 8 now. Plays for Heaton Hawks. Absolutely loves it. The games are fantastic to watch. The development in such a short space of time is phenomenal. Fair play to anyone who coaches at this age. These kids are difficult to control at times.

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Tomorrow.

Oh I'm far from a troll. I cant quote as I dont know how.

Why question me? No one had news. Ashely speaks to no one. EVER. Movement on companies house. Barclays. Media. You guys. Planes. Everything may of at some point showed signs. Is it low grade like? Reading a forum. I can pretty much bet my nuts that there are people who are members on here who are in good positions within the club. Did u want the fukin news or not?

I am not looking for brownie points. I have read this forum daily since joining. Very rarely post anything. I posted my rant a week or so ago because of the way this thread had become unbearable for a few days. Consistently seeing arguments breaking out when all I was looking for was news. I'm not posting on twitter. I am respectfully open to abuse for posting bull chit if what I say doesn't happen. I would not randomly post this if I wasnt sure. I will go one better and say the info came from one of the brothers within the squad.

Ok well let me say this. As as usual. Like I said before. Theres plenty of asshats here. 6PM tomorrow. Players briefed today. They were told it is named. (Sleeping giant) Just apologise tomorrow. I'm out of here.

Players were told today. It's all done. 100% Just seen a message from very reliable informant.

This sub seems to have its regulars and anyone who pipes up with anything just gets slagged off and brushed off as a divvy. That is possibly why the thread is constantly being browsed but no participation outside of the (cool) club is made that much. Loads of ass hats in here. Shame really. Because this could be a good thread if it wasnt for a select few.

This stream is worse than me watching a 3PM saturday kickoff from bein using an Arabian pirate box.

Should probably lock the "New Member" functionality of the forum until a few months after the takeover is completed. Once the hype (positive & negative) cools down a little bit then open it back up. Good idea. I prefer to read the regular poster comments tbh Miss ODIN though. Not

Can I get back to reading your posts lass instead of your connection issues.

I will be proud to tie my black n white shirt to the gate of NUFC if we seriously went under. Knowing he is finally gone and I can support the new era of the toon from the bottom back to the top. Some may say it is crazy to want such a disaster. But i honestly feel that we do not have a football club in NE1 any more. I actually felt gutted that they beat Spurs. I wish nothing but negativity on that sheet shower on Barrack Road.

People on twatter saying we were unlucky. We didn’t play too badly. Was I watching a different game? That lot was a shambles. First time I have heard the players speaking on the pitch from the tv ever. I was actually laughing at times due to sheer boredom.

I come home from work. See Nufc twitter posting the new signing. Every comment I read is about toon being great. Nearly smashed up my tablet. Looks like we are pishing in the wind here guys. He wins another season on the grounds of marble mouthed supporters not seeing the bigger picture. Angry much?

My guess is he thinks he is a law unto himself. He can get away with anything, anytime. I was really looking forward to my son and i starting the Newcastle journey together by getting him his first ST. But i refuse to even drive past the stadium now.

@stiffleaay That was a spiffing rant that was perfectly executed young Sir. I loved it.

So SwFC have issued a complaint to the Prem regarding the Bruce role. Twatter seems to also believe we have signed someone. Yeah. As if.

What is your favourite takeaway food?

https://www.themag.co.uk/2019/07/mike-ashley-cunning-newcastle-united-transfer-policy-hit-by-20-surcharge/

I know sometimes you look back at a player more fondly than they perhaps were, but he was definitely one of the top 3 players we’ve ever had and possibly one of the top 20 strikers in Europe for his generation. Got to disagree here. In fact before he spoke out regarding the regime. If I was asked to name 100 players. His name would not even of been thought about.