Infatuation Junkie

He hasn’t looked 100% in 90% of his appearances

Imagine what Maxi would be like as a player if he had a quarter of the passion Almiron has.

Loved his run then getting tackled and lay on the floor until July. He very nearly tackled someone today as well. I would have dropped my £25 pie if he pulled it off.

That’s 2pm Sunday football for you. Level 7 was quite entertaining for a change. Quite noisy.

I just got home from the match and only coming in here did I find out what went on with that pen. Maxim playing his fanny pad antics again. We have some sublime build up play but seem to waste so many chances when in on goal. To all them thousands of people who left before then end and go for a pint 10 min before half time. Why the fuck do you even bother going?

3-0 clean sheet. 1-0 up after 5 mins with an Almiron super goal of the month. Burn gets the second with a head from a corner. Joe seals it in the 80th minute and pulls a bottle of dog out his shorts and necks it in 1.

Ward Prowse will keep Southampton up. He’s not too shabby at all. Done well today.

My shit Friday bets are being put in here from now on. This place is like lucky pants. I don’t have online betting. So couldn’t cash out. Just rode it out. Watched the other guys film with the lass and bairn. Checked the score half time. Nice little post crimbo bonus. Might put the heating on for 5 mins later on. Splash out a bit.

Looks like I’m £350 up

Rank Lampost will be gone

Nice work. I can’t cover my bet for Brentford as cba to go to bookies. Don’t gamble online so no cash out. All or nothing here ?

Wow. I just need Brentford for £346 What the fuck

Did he get a knuckle rub on his noggin as well

Usual poverty 2x£2 bets on a Friday. will share my stupidity. Only ever come in once or twice a season. Newcastle 3-0 Almiron £68 return manure to win brighton to win southa to win forest to win brentford to win £346 return

I just can’t drag myself to midweek games as the bairn is 8. I only go with the bairn. Waiting on John Dobson street for the peasant carrier after a match at stupid o’clock midweek and my lad hanging out of his arse at school the next day doesn’t do it for me.

Would sign Gnonto like. Passionate and great tracker

I didn’t even know you could get a ban in here

Lovely pot stir post before graft ?

I wouldn’t be alarmed if the PIF say to Eddie. The bloke has to go. It would be devastating. But tarnishing the brand and image of the club in this way might be a very thin line the expect no person related to the club to cross. Not saying this will happen. But he may be used as an example. We never know.

With a decent head on his shoulders.If he doesn’t know then he must assume it is ZERO. I would Google it before opening my car door

Fixed that for you mate

I feel for Potter. I hate Chelsea. But Pitter is a quality manager and shouldn’t have thought the grass was greener. He expected a path of gold. But has ended up with a team full of shothouses.

Problem with the system is. The limit is 1 pint. 90% of drinkers will have 1 pint and be fine to drive. Breathalyser check may equate to being below the limit. I am 10yr sober. So 1 pint of piss fosters and I would be swerving all over the road. Get the book chucked at me and get a 20 month ban and a fine. Kill someone and do a long stretch. If you have even the slightest of doubts before getting in the car. Don’t drive. Joe knew full well that he may possibly fail the test. Just like Joe blogs after a swift pint before driving home. You take a gamble. Expect to accept the consequences.

That’s him on the bus from now on. Drinking Guinness zero.

Start graft early. Will go to bed like an 8 yr old on crimbo eve now. Waiting until morning to see the draw