Joey Linton

They seem more interested in what's happening at Hearts than what's been happening at Newcastle these last few weeks.

Almiron didn't go.

Can you even fucking read?

Nah, I've got no problem with him calling that bullshit out.

Loves throwing individual players under the bus this bloke Willems Ritchie Woodman

He actually picks the fight about the question of the holiday before the holiday has even been mentioned.

£135. How much money does he actually need to be doing shit like this? Says a lot about him.

Hi Michael, can you tell wor lass she's tremendous.

Pardew levels of blaming the press for the fans' reactions to the shit results.

Shame for Woodman that he doesn't look good enough, but it's important that he's managed properly through this period. Look forward to Simon Smith getting the job of telling him he's dropped next weekend because Brucey the man manager doesn't want to do it.

How many of that defensive unit he started with were away on international duty exactly? Would suggest there was a chance for it to be a bit more meticulous if the self styled defensive coach hadn't fucked off abroad for some sun.

He'll take it from them in the dressing room, Pardew's when you're the king speech.

Not yet.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-58528893

Er.....

He's absolutely going to say something along the lines of how it's especially difficult for him to come to Old Trafford and us then perform like that.

Got a bit caught up in the mass hysteria today, and you can't afford to do that in the premier league.

You should be far more concerned about him not playing our two best centre halves again.

One less excuse now he can't blame Almiron being missing.

So Bruce confirmed today something that Edwards insisted wasn't happening on deadline day?

You get the likes from @Minhosatoo? He's clearly one of the more astute readers of the forum.

It's really not worth getting worked up about what @Awaymagsays he plans to do upon the conclusion of a Saudi takeover. Not worth it at all.

What happened to "Mike and Lee Charnley have gone above and beyond" anyway? How does that tally with "look, i wanted to bring in a couple of players to improve the squad. It wasn't possible. End of."