Joey Linton

Edwards penning his "Bruce wins his powerplay with Ashley" article as we speak.

Kevin Keegan quitting because they pretended they had Bastain Schweinsteiger lined up then didn't get him, to Bruce staying despite them not being able to get Hamza fucking Choudary on loan perfectly sums up the Ashley era.

There is no money. We've broken all the rules already.

Said the same earlier. Makes you wonder.

Just to summarise this morning so far then, Craig Hope is banned from all aspects of the club, Luke Edwards is best mates with the manager. But it's Hope who is getting the info out of the club?

Wouldn't surprise me if Edwards had completely made up the first tweet about choudary being done just so he could then say it was unfair on Bruce in the second. Highly likely he's always known the deal wasn't happening given how close he is to Bruce.

"we tried"

He'll be getting the photos taken holding up a scarf as we speak then.

Played for them against spurs yesterday.

Why does it require an eleven minute statement from someone like him who it has nothing to do with?

Agreed. There were some positives. We can't turn this around overnight.

It's how bad the football is, while telling us how much better it is than a few years ago.

It's pathetic that he still remains banned at the start of the new season.

Tune in this Friday to hear a convoluted excuse for how it happened!

"Well, yer nerw, nerw-one likes to lose a game of football as a manager, but if i had to choose to lose one i would want it to be here"

Was exactly the sort of thing Solskjaer was moaning about not being given as a foul last week funnily enough.

Bruce will pop along to the home dugout to make any suggestions he can think of.

They seem to be lacking in confidence. Still once Bruce has bigged them up pre match they'll feel better.

Remember when he was first coming in and Bruce stood there on Sky (I think) after the Arsenal game (again i think) and distanced himself from it and refused to talk about it, but then when the results picked up him and Edwards started saying he was actually his choice to come in all along?

Terrible half. Bruce getting plenty of stick for those who reckon he never does.

Gotta trust that process.

Was obvious that was the plan when he was telling everyone how well he had played midweek.

They should be publicly inviting not only NUST, but also every single member of the new trust board.

None of that gets away from the fact her reply isn't what she said it was. There is no investigation into premier league finances. Why lie to people?

Thanks. So in fact nothing to do with any investigation into the EPL finances.