Joey Linton

Bat - ti - stoo - ta

Shades of Statto from Fantasy Football about this bloke.

We'd have heard from Edwards by now if there was anything in it.

Brazil v Venezuela on the red button now for those interested after that.

Been a while since we've had a rift in the Netherlands dressing room. Can see one after this.

Excellent one.

Not sure he was beyond the defender at the post nearest the camera Edit : told you

Never a foul that mind

Mings always comes across as a decent bloke when being interviewed.

Agreed. Thought Sterling was better than has been suggested on here too.

Played good in spells there, the players picked "controversially" did well. On a separate note, Kane's all round play isn't anywhere near what Shearer was.

The "holding two" have been excellent on the ball but dreadful around our own area defensively.

If they show it again he will.

He apologised for it yesterday.

Their fascination with the need to be landing aeroplanes in the city centre to justify the name is hilarious.

It's probably loads of black supporters doing it to get the good old white lads into trouble.

Are they not banned from the world cup next year?

Great choice

Rest of Europe probably say the same about us.

Not sure why they haven't just put the last game back by half an hour in the circumstances.

Awkward to deal with, but should've saved it.

Eeeey-seyjet to marra-kech

Appealing to his target audience though.

Imagine if an England co commentator was going on like savage.

Knows the club