Kid Icarus

True, but it's only been one season of it like.

ASM is in literally the top 1-10% of players in Europe's top leagues for assists, expected assists, carries, succesful take ons and runs and passes into the penalty area, shot and goal creating actions per 90, and all despite having an injury ravaged season. No end product is the opposite of his problem, it's a strength. Ironically, I think his biggest problem last season is not being greedy enough. He's hardly taken any shots himself.

Literally a Leicester fan in that thread saying he's a one trick pony tbf

ASM has end product like, especially now. His xA even last season was top tier. Similar to Willock's xA, it's not his fault that other players missed chances he put on a plate for them.

The Torygraph's record so far this summer has been very poor. Do or die in the thread creation stakes on this one imo.

Harvey Barnes sounds like the name of a teddy bear. Good player though, the Discman will be happy if we sign him, I think he's a big fan.

Yeah, if we got the pre ACL Chiesa it's him over pretty much everyone that's realistic imo

Here's one for you. Chiesa or Diaby? Chiesa was my dream signing when the takeover happened, but that injury is probably making me lean towards Diaby.

Tripps for £12m is probably the best deal in my lifetime like. Absolutely unreal considering the off-the-field stuff we get from him.

Sounds like a lot of teams are in for him like. Man, I would shit my legs off if we managed to get Chiesa and he could get back to his old form.

Mike's been cougar pilled

Disagree, I'll never understand asking for threads to be locked while other people are talking in them. Threads come and go naturally

Actually tbf, looking now there's quality there. Hart, Bertrand, Rose, Richards, Milner, Noble, Lallana, Lennon, Walcott, Welbeck have all had successful careers.

Saying that though, it's genuinely mad how good Danny Rose was and how drastically he fell off. He was absolutely brilliant at one point

Ahhh Craig Gardner Christ, what an u21 team that turned out to be

Don't think I'll get the midfielder like.

Onuoha!

Ah shit Thought I had Wheater as well but he was Boro

Adam Johnson?

What positions?

Jack Rodwell?

Kieran Richardson?

Frazer Campbell?

Ooooh Harvey Bahhhnes

"But what do you think of Newcastle United as a person?" Followed by the inevitable "And I have to ask you this, have you ever seen a Mackem in Milan?" *confusion* "Scuse scusé what is 'Mackem?" "Hahaha, exactly!"