Kid Icarus

Ayyy ohhh, it's me, Anthony Deandeydimaño, from the mean streetssss of Tribeca.

It's the posh area of Newcastle, basically. Ponteland, Tynemouth, and parts of Gosforth are similar

Picks the one area no one speaks with a Geordie accent

In your own time lads, I'll wait

All with Smiling Faces is good providing Besty isn't dominating the conversation with his tangeants. The rest of them are good though and they often have good guests on, including the Wor Flags lads.

Brentford 0-2 Spurs Palace 1-0 Fulham Everton 0-0 Wolves Leicester 1-2 Newcastle Southampton 1-1 Brighton Villa 2-1 Liverpool Arsenal 3-0 West Ham Chelsea 1-0 Bournemouth Man United 3-0 Forest (double) Leeds 0-4 Man City

Gary Pallister's "I'd like to let loose in Thornton's Toffee Shop please"

Could maybe do with some Wor Flags presence if we get another home draw. The non-regulars at Cup games tend to not want to sound daft if they chant or sing. Plenty at league games are like that too.

Job done. Should have been at least 3-0. Ref ruined the match.

Fuck this ref

About as blatant a handball you could ever wish to see. He literally brings his arm out from behind his back to block the ball. If we don't win this the ref wants shot, he's done us out of a goal and a pen.

Surprised Longstaff's still on like, he's looked off it. I'd be getting Shelvey on to calm things down

Beyond deserved like. Daft that we weren't 2-0 up at half time

Ref is shocking

Got to make sure this doesn't become frustrating and we keep up the tempo.

Fucking hell, that would have been annoying

Ref is fucking shit

What on earth

Ref's a fanny

A goal's just a matter of time now

Perfectly fine goal

He's a likeable shithouse imo.

Fucking hell. At first I thought it was a joke until he wondered out loud whether you're allowed to do that. Had no idea he sounded like that as well. He sounds like a Father Ted character they decided not to go with for sounding too stereotypically thick.

Not a different time? They're just talking about the robe being put on Messi.

No way. Seriously?