Kid Icarus

Ah shit Thought I had Wheater as well but he was Boro

Adam Johnson?

What positions?

Jack Rodwell?

Kieran Richardson?

Frazer Campbell?

Ooooh Harvey Bahhhnes

"But what do you think of Newcastle United as a person?" Followed by the inevitable "And I have to ask you this, have you ever seen a Mackem in Milan?" *confusion* "Scuse scusé what is 'Mackem?" "Hahaha, exactly!"

I know, I was just mocking the whole greggs craic tbh

Aye fair play to Forest, that £25m plus addons for Gibbs-White looks a massive bargain now.

Hahahahaha Greggs hahahahaha

Howe's going to run out of steam again if he doesn't stop trying to do everything

No-one genuinely thinks he's a fucking crytonazi or doing harm do they? Please tell me no one's being serious

Tbf, I think we got on to this because someone posted that she was only where she is for 2 reasons...

Not the same as each other, but it's a bit like comparing the abuse Dianne Abbott gets vs what Zarah Sultana gets imo. The amount varies, but they both get blatany more abuse than you would expect someone white or male to get, and often from exactly the people you'd expect to be giving it. Then when it's highlighted they're 'playing the race card'

If his past posts are anything to go by, TCD was saying those are the main 2 reasons she gets stick above and beyond what you'd otherwise expect. Don't disagree tbh.

No one questions Danny Murphy's position based on his gender and race though do they? It's that he's an ex-player, jobs for the boys etc.

25 appearances is very misreading when he started 12 matches That's why per 90 is a better metric (providing they've still played a decent amount)

Worst use of HH in world history

We're not far away from future generations trying to claim Klose was a better international footballer than Ronaldo because they've checked the stats and can see that he scored more goals at World Cups. That 5th and two mid-table finishes are similar. They hide everything like.

It's 90 minutes and so belongs very firmly in the Twitter bullshit thread, not least because the prat who runs it has a weird dislike for ASM.

This is so weird. I do the web content for the school he's in and did a presentation to them last November about how the high website numbers we get on his profile could be inflated due to mistaken identity with... https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/lorenzo-chiesa/profil/spieler/823330

We should have learned the lesson pretty clearly from VAR that with good intentions come negative consequences or side effects. What I'm reading here is a repeat of the pre-VAR points about how this will obviously sort everything out, but in this case I think the negative consequences are much easier to spot.

You don't think it would just change from pedantry over the first point of an attacker being offside to the last point of them being onside? So instead of arguing over an attacker's toe, we're arguing over their heel? Imo the daft pedantry will still be there like, VAR's still going to check.