Kid Icarus

I've lossed my coat/everything

I doubt there'll ever be a more liked post, nor should there be

Who's on co comms?

Don't even know you but would love to be watching the match with you like.

The only potential shock start is Willock over ASM. Honestly, I'd welcome it.

Thought that bloke on the verge of bubbling was over the top until I downed a bottle of wine.

To see the Blaydon Races Ohhh me lads, ye should have seen us gannin, Gtrfyuorufnrscotsrehjusastheywerstan,altheladsanlatherteseeth

Such a cliché but imagine if you were told in September 2021 where we'd be in February 2023. Getting here is a speed run of what I didn't even imagine happening for another 3 years - no matter what happens today, remember that. What Eddie has already done shouldn't have even been possible, he's redefined everything

Paulie's record for bumping into people is unmatched like.

Paint watches Palace dry.

Aye Palace, I'm sure it'll work the 453rd time when Ayew crosses it to noone with 1 Palace player in the box

Yeah it's really annoying

Very similar to mine.

It's one of those Sopranos lines that lives in your mind for no real reason.

I like the one with some bits.

You gonna try fish and chips or anything else like ham and pease pudding stotties Mike? You should try and get down the coast if you can, get yourself some fish and chips from Longsands in Tynemouth. Stotties are only available in Greggs, get your ham and pease pudding from the Grainger Market, and make sure to use proper butter. I don't really like pease pudding personally, but it's a rite of passage. The other Geordie food worth trying is Singin' Hinnies (basically squashed and nicer fruit scones)

Got the match programme. There are Q&As with Luke Shaw and Joelinton. I love the difference in tone between these two answers

What are the cuffs like on it?

I (+3) will see yous there

That offside decision

There's been some nasty tackles in this like. I've seen reds given for Shaw, Lewa, and Garnacho's tackles

It's a 'you can't do that these days' pen.

Losing in the last minute of extra time

Nasty from Shaw

Barcelona wearing a kit directly inspired by me mam's setee.