Coffee_Johnny

Gameweek 26 Leicester 1-3 Brentford Everton 2-2 Man United Arsenal 3-0 West Ham Bournemouth 2-1 Wolves Fulham 2-1 Palace Ipswich 1-3 Spurs Southampton 0-2 Brighton Villa 2-1 Chelsea Newcastle 2-1 Forest Man City 2-1 Liverpool

His personality?

That is fucking shocking.

Do you want my percentage hit rate on that? Numerator can be presented in terms of ‘base’ I reached. Denominator number of approaches. It’s a canny large number—you don’t shoot, you don’t score, after all. For the large proportion of misses , would you like to see how close I got to scoring (two stats: minutes until told to do one; number of I would if I could but I can’t responses (from the unfortunately unavailable ‘goals’). Or I could just say, talked to lots of women kissed a few.

Seems to single handedly turn games. Seem to recall him coming on at SJP and doing just that.

As mu h for his calm head/nous as for his play, I’d guess. He will be totally unfazed (against anyone).

Lost to a ‘13th placed’ Manure at home (must have stung), and Spurs at home (14th) then to Villa (9th), Liverpool, Brighton (8th) and Bournemouth (7th) away. Admittedly beat Chelsea (4th) Forest (3rd) and West Ham (16th) at home. All in all, we are surely in with a great chance in this game. Hope we really go at them early on; crowd will be anxious and a first goal to us will pretty much take away home advantage.

Fuck me three dates now! 😉

He’s got that look. Eye of the tiger stylee. Based on nothing other than that, he’s going to be a keeper this one (…not talking position change )

It is quite exciting and anxiety provoking ‘by proxy’ to read this. Well that and vivid green jealousy! Obvs. Good luck all 👍

Two of my kids are Citee supporters (born in Manchester, one in a house formally owned by a Man City manager—before they were on mega bucks mind). I have taken them to games and have a soft spot for the team, but I’ll tell you this, my Aussie pal, I would love it, love it! If we beat them.

The eternal dilemma, stick or twist. Question is, do you feel lucky? 🍀 (go on it’ll almost be Paddy’s day)

You could drop your bag at reception. Most places are fine with that.

What a pleasant surprise @Magpie. So many 0 points for me. Annoyingly, I did originally have Everton-Liverpool as a draw, but it being the last derby at Goodison swayed me to predict an Everton win. Should have swapped the predicted Everton results vs Leicester and Liverpool for a juicy extra 6 points!

Are you serious? Look at his positioning relative to the other defenders, any further to his left (to be close enough to prevent Perisic taking the ball) and there’d be a massive gap in the middle. No fault, no blame.