Coffee_Johnny

Gameweek 35 West Ham 1-2 Liverpool Fulham 1-1 Palace Man United 2-0 Burnley Newcastle 3-0 Sheff United Wolves 2-3 Luton Everton 1-2 Brentford Villa 4-2 Chelsea Bournemouth 2-1 Brighton Spurs 1-3 Arsenal Forest 1-1 Man City Chelsea 2-0 Spurs

56 with four games left. 62 at end of season.

Despite disappointment of last night, win against Sheffield Utd at home and we are only three points off (53) average expected points total (56) for sixth place, with four games to go. We would need 9 points from these games to hit the average 6th place total (62 points). The average total for 7th place is 58 points (and 54 for 8th).

62 for sixth. Reckon we’ll get 60 points.

Always makes me anxious when players give interviews like that. It was impressive/nice to hear mind, but triggered my NUFC superstitions.

Imagine him and Gordon in same side… with Isak in the middle of them. Terrifying with right tactics.

And we hear we are. Along comes a chance of redemption. Except after how things went at Old Trafford I am now (mildly) shitting myself about a blades revenge mission!

In the season we got our biggest ever away win too. Bizarre. No wonder Eddie’s baffled.

I was hoping for that, but wonder if he wanted Murphy’s pace and energy against Eze?

Especially if he was mainly up against Eze? Capable of making the best ‘actual’ right back flounder.

Then keep it to yourself rather than showing you’re a fool.

It’s the content not the process, that is hilarious.

😂 for whose benefit are you sharing this managerial wisdom?

Nah. Not yet. Another 10 points from 15 and passports needed next year.

Sky bloke seems to think we’re knocking at the door/looking dangerous…

VAR check

No eyes on this and this is far from a joyous read. Guessing the main fest gets directed here rather than the living room.

Man Utd have three 19 year olds who have appeared this season.

😂 perfect.

Can you imagine? As well as the impact on ‘the brand’ relationships etc, in terms of non-availability it has already been a season like no other. This would be a dusting of scotch bonnet chilli, on the sour rotten cherry, on the hockle icing, on the ratshit cake.

Damn this release clause. It’s like setting a pessimistic buy it now price on EBay, when you’ve got two buyers who desperately want your product!

He can do better than presenting on that channel!

Thank you for your critiment.

Nice statimism! (Think I just made up a word).

They said: Nah fuck that!