Miggys First Goal

I. M. M. I. N. E. N. T.

Almost as bad a liar as wor Eddie. Like a decision hasn’t already been made.

Stack has only made £10?

Here’s a new contract, lad. Welcome to the bench.

If it gets to 89 minutes and still 2-0, we’ll be lucky to get 1 minute added time.

So we take the throw-in and then the ref stops the game so they can make a sub

Fuck off is that a foul man. Game’s fucking gone.

Some of our touches are atrocious.

Willock half asleep most of the time.

Shame VVD didn’t do himself an injury there.

Pope… what the fuck are you doing?

See that big fucking net, Wilson? PUT THE FUCKING BALL IN IT!

Well, whatever enthusiasm I had remaining for this has completely evaporated.

The amount of times Burn gets caught out at the wrong end of the pitch and has to try and Usain Bolt his way back is shocking.

Salah arm in Hall’s face again. Somebody snap him in half. Cunt.

Bruno will get sent off tonight. He’ll get wound up and end up doing something stupid.

Holy fuck, Wilson offside. Who would have guessed.

I’d even go further back and say the sending off. Since then he’s been wank.

Absolutely hate this fixture. Can we not just forfeit it each season and save everyone the trouble.

Just fuck off.

Eddie, why the fuck you picking Pope for? Jesus Christ.

Oh well.

Been that long since Wilson played he forgot what offside is.

Fuck sake, can we just go back and give them the penalty so it’ll make Fletch shut up.

Got a neighbour who looks like a slim version of Arne Slot. Both are cunts.