Miggys First Goal

Tripps loves going backwards.

We woke up.

That’s what we’re doing - saving ourselves for Sunday. Going to blow Liverpool away with our intensity.

What a shite atmosphere.

Eddie must see something on the training pitch with Pope that we don’t see when it comes to match day.

Just seen the highlights from their game today. God, I hate these cunts. Hope we fucking smash them.

Did you lads know Liverpool have a game on Tuesday? Might be PSG. Might be PSV. Nobody knows for sure!

Nice for Liverpool to get a canny 3pm Saturday kick-off this week and we get Monday night.

Happy to go into this as complete underdogs. No pressure. Then we can stun them.

Can we hire an exorcist to cure the club of whatever curse we have hanging over us.

Can we recall?

Hopefully Liverpool will think they’re in for an easy time with Gordon and Hall both out. Might make them complacent. Then we stun them with our intensity. Biff baff boff - Toon win 3-1.

Eddie about to revert to type. Get Botman back in and move Burn to LB.

Be like a new signing come August.

Depressing fucking reading so far.

Match programme now available to pre-order.

Hadn’t realised Anthony Taylor was the referee that sent off Pope before our last League Cup final.

More sackings tomorrow.

Wayne Rooney disrespecting the BBC studio by not wearing a suit.

Blow the fucking whistle.

Burn almost a hero.

Fuck that cunt.

McCoist

Targett, you can’t put the ball through a human body.

Need a Murphy thunderbastard to steal the win here.