Miggys First Goal

If we win the Europa or Conference League under Eddie, does he get a statue?

I’ll buy it all.

Fun88 have ITK status now?

Fifth. Eddie’s Mags worked miracles.

Hope he walked into his shed, stood on a prone rake and smacked himself in the face.

Honestly? Zilch.

They’ll only replace him with Southgate. Nowt to worry about.

They’ve got fucking Arsenal next, man.

Get him signed!!!

He’s a big lad that Mateta.

You fucking beauty.

White shirt goes down - FK given Red/blue shirt goes down - nothing Got it you shite ref.

We’ll have Eze too.

Footballers are soft as shite man.

What the hell Olise. Do not want.

Garnacho definitely gets his hair cut in the dark.

Not sure if Palace are actually a canny side or Man Utd are just utter wank.

Can we knick their players as well as their DOF?

Fucking yes.

Fuck off, Luke.

The fuck is this?

Away with this kind of talk. Until it’s mathematically impossible it’s nice to dream.

Fuck me, cheering that Liverpool goal in the vain hope for 5th. Feel like I need a shower to rinse away the dirt.

Why did Tindall get booked?