Miggys First Goal

Hope somebody asks Arteta about the Epstein list.

That sounds so familiar.

All the hundreds of billions they’ve spent on players, and it took a mistake for them to beat an injury ravaged and depleted Newcastle United. They’re mid at best.

I’m blaming @MrRaspberryJam for the loss. He messed up the juju good luck equilibrium by posting Sydney Sweeney pictures.

Looked fucking ill on the walk up to the penalty.

Not like we wanted to win this trophy anyway.

Fucking hell.

Get in Bruno.

Where the fuck was security there?

Fuck right off.

Jesus is that all?

Get Gallagher booked.

These commentators are desperate for Chelsea to score.

Gonna be 9 minutes here.

Jesus, Tino. My heart.

I hate caring this much. Sometimes wonder if the old days were better.

Aye, noticed this a lot.

20 minutes left. At a minimum.

How much have Chelsea spent recently on transfers?

Send this ref back to Oz.

Sterling. Cheating cunt.

Who’s this fucker? Neebody, that’s who.

With no VAR, Bruno should throw one of his world famous forearms into one of their players heads.

Fucking Tories.

One last picture for good luck.