Miggys First Goal

Ball out. Foul. Offside. Anything else to check for?

This is a farce.

This will get cancelled.

Fuck off.

Stuart Atwell likes to get bucked by Cockneys. Pass it on.

The more I watch referees, the more I’m convinced I could do the job.

Bruno, if you’re looking to get sent off, at least punch Arteta in the face and make it worth it.

He’s fucking thick.

Bruno will get sent off this game.

Bruno with the elbow to the head again.

Booked Longstaff for getting tackled.

Ref is fucking booking everyone.

Ref has no control of this game.

Would be worth Tindall getting a red card if it meant he beat the shit out of Arteta.

Love time wasting these cunts.

Every fucking time Burn tries to pop it down the wing it goes out of play.

Never understood why they just didn’t play a decent recording of the Last Post through the speakers instead. Anyway… enjoy the game!

Well that was the worst Last Post I’ve ever heard.

Everything will be rosy again in the garden of Stretford.

Chelsea have lost at home to Forest, Villa and Brentford this season. They’re shite.

Oh aye, I’ll just have a good look here…

Thought that myself.

Have to make sure a particular ball is warm and another ball is sufficiently chilled.

Did he even do a slide tackle?

Liverpool next please. Recall Hendrick and start him along with, um, Manquillo.