Miggys First Goal

Bournemouth and Leeds both in for Darlow.

Talking about him on SSN and I am fucking ERECT.

Not one shot of Grey Street in that video. Disappointing.

6th July? Is cabbage heed back in charge or something?

Think we’ll announce this one before or after our next signing?

£50 for a t-shirt. Fuck off.

Do you think Newcastle will ever get to the stage of paying crazy wages?

I don’t care how self-serving that article is by Edwards, the main thing I took away from it is that our recruitment team absolutely know what the fuck they’re doing and whatever players they bring through the door in future will have been utterly and throughly closely examined to within an inch. We are a fucking well oiled machine now and I love it.

What’s with the weird outline around the sponsor?

200 page thread on a player that doesn’t belong to us. Some of our own players don’t even have threads this long. Seriously need a transfer rumours sub-forum. Put all these crackpot threads in there and move them over to the main forum when the player is holding up a Newcastle United shirt.

Period of reflection. Maybe after this one.

I’ll tell you what stadium I do like - albeit fuck Russia - Luzhniki Stadium. If we are to move, build something like that. https://www.dezeen.com/2018/06/14/luzhniki-stadium-moscow-world-cup-refurbished-speech/

Saw a picture yesterday of how it’ll look when finished. It’s a giant fucking sun reflector! Anybody going past it is going to be blinded.

Kinda like this idea. Keep the buildings as they are. Build the stand around them. Gut the inside of the buildings and turn it into the Newcastle United Museum or something.

Who’s the blonde?

I wonder what would have happened if it didn’t work out when the takeover happened and we did get relegated. Think they would have sold up immediately or stuck around?

Christ. The constant hard on I’m going to have watching him and Bruno tear it up. What a time to be alive.

Deal gets called off because of some horny fans on Instagram.

Aye, I'm able to see again now. Phew.

I am FUCKING LOVING the fact that we are the cause of this. Everybody and I mean EVERYBODY was happy to let us plod along under the previous regime and be cannon fodder for every other team. Well tough fucking shit. We’re here to win. And win big. And not win popularity contests. Get fucking used to it.

I notice Tonali’s lass has made her Insta private. It was public yesterday. Wonder if some of Milan’s fans were giving her hassle.

What, really?

Done by Friday. 3 p.m.