Miggys First Goal

Not long until team news.

Oi Oi!

Just going to sit in the dressing room by himself drinking tea and eating a biscuit.

This attitude would completely turn me off from buying him.

Leaving work soon and only five hours to kick off.

Could be just 12 hours away from being in pot 4!!!!

11 hours still to go. Today is dragging.

Anderson to score in front of the Gallowgate just to round off the perfect night.

We need to get word to her that she’s an honorary Toon supporter now. Also, peak Aniston here.

Everton lose to Bournemouth and Leeds lose to Tottenham. Leicester lose to use but then win against West Ham. Leicester stay up. Scouse Mackems and Big Sam down. Happy days.

Glad I've got work to get me through the day tomorrow. Would have hated it if it was a crazy 8 p.m. kick-off on a Saturday with nothing to do all day.

Love Pep.

I, for one, would love it if Liverpool fucked off. Just give them a league to themselves where they can win it every season and celebrate by self-flagellation.

Fuck this draw shit. Do to them what we did to Spurs. Put them to bed in the first 20 minutes and have a massive fucking party for the remaining 70 minutes. I want to see Eddie and Jason just kicking back in the dug out drinking tea and eating biscuits. Won’t be a dry eye in the house at full time. And no work will get done on Tuesday because every fucker will be too hung over.

What kind of biscuit do you think Eddie eats when he’s rewatching our games?

Secure CL tomorrow and then play our bench against Chelsea. Give Paulie D, Ritchie, Manquillo, Lewis, Dubs, Miley, etc a run out.

Just Stifler announcing things like they're fact.

How many points have we dropped from dodgy decisions this season?

They would leap frog Everton who would go down instead.

Don't get me wrong, I'm 99.999999999% confident we're going to do it, but I've seen a few takes where people are saying "oh we can lose both games and still make it" where they don't seem to realise that losing means shipping goals which affects GD. Anyway, Bayern, Real and Rangers in the CL next season please.

But if we lose 1-0 to Leicester and lose 2-0 to Chelsea, that +7 becomes +4 and Liverpool could easily hammer Southampton.

Had to stop the match while the TV coverage was fucked.

Get in, Carlisle!

Not a good time for Sky to shit the bed like.