Miggys First Goal

These other clubs (I refuse to say big six or top six because fuck Tottenham) must have some really good dirt on Masters like.

Horrible horrible disease, for both the person affected and their nearest and dearest. Hopefully they all have the support they need. Take care, Joe. You were certainly a character.

Sell the fucking club!

Over 3 cards in the match combined Hayden booked Phillips booked Bamford 1.5+ SOT 25/1

Yes! Thanks for the tip fellas!

On the ref's radar now. DO IT AGAIN!

Come on Capoue, get booked!

Every one of these Burnley players has a punchable face.

Can’t stand Burnley. Brexit FC.

I'd take anyone right now who showed even the slightest bit of ambition as owner. Saudis, Americans, Indians, Martians.

We'll be playing them lot down the road next season.

Oooooh, getting annoyed at the Chronicle and the fans now. FUCK OFF YOU FAT MESS.

Fuck off bumping this thread, man. It's like a form of torture.

Well what a horrible day this was for betting.

SkyBet must have made a fortune today with the Kane 1+ SOT. Jesus.

What have you lot got for the £5 PP bet builder Leeds/Liverpool game?

So it this something or nothing? Do I need to get the CANS ready?

Wonder if he needs to have a seatbelt extender.

Didn't even tell his own family that he was nicking off to Portugal. Apparently he's just waiting for the day that Ashley bins him. Work has finally started on his new house in Cheshire so he's looking for the pay-off to cover the cost of that.

What you guys got for tonight? Owt or nowt?

Let the fireworks begin.

If there's been a falling out between Charnley/Ashley/Barnes and Bruce over transfers, I'm hoping we start to see some in-fighting from the club. Everybody slagging everybody else off. It'll be entertaining watching the club implode. Not much else to get excited about these days when it comes to NUFC.

As soon as he grabbed his shirt I started dancing.

Cunt didn’t even take his shirt off.

Maybe I'm just being thick and haven't followed things closely but... where has all the money gone? Surely we got at least £100m from PL prize money and TV rights at the end of last season?