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I see Maxi has an account on here

I just hope something happens early-doors, that's always more reassuring.

The last thing we need is another Bruno Guimaraes type without PL experience!

But Bruce is a great man manager. When he's not your manager. Or your club's manager.

The other 5% are Steve Bruce, by volume

I'm waiting for 'Sela, more like 'Sell-Out' or something

I just see 'ALES' backwards. Newky broon is back baby

I wish I had a quid for every bullshit sodding instagram post re. Ronaldo having an NUFC agreement with PIF blah blah. I suspect it's all just clickbait bollocks and long may that be the case.

Do meteors rise?

Ol' Joel

The Chaaaaampignons. Didn't leave mushroom for comfort

I think we may also be going for the draw lads

Ok fuck that. Phew.

I guess everyone just hates Everton.

Hattrick incoming

Should at least get a point for hitting the woodwork

It's not like Burn scored recently

Shame Bruno can't just hit Not with his left it seems

Seriously.

How does that not end up in the net

Occasionally I wish Trippier would actually shoot

'The ref Andre Marriner...' Ah

I'm getting Don Cheadle in Ocean's 11 here. Proper naussed.

True, it's not fair to get people's hopes up with this one.