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Come on, imagine the fury if not a single Newcastle fan was bothered and said patronising 'aw, it's good to see you lot back up again' stuff. Go with me on this.

It'd be nice to see them come up. Not for the arsehole fans but for the ones who aren't that bad.

I'm sure there was no agent-side coercing there whatsoever

You can call him Al.

Isak is not a crock striker. That's all.

Does he win titles?

Will depend on injuries etc.

These idiots that think fans somehow directly influence football-related outcomes always make me laugh.

Wow. You know, I've never thought of it that way before, but you're right. You are very insightful. Please tell me more.

It is mad how football is discussed more once football is played, eh.

I think I need a break from this forum. Everyone just seems hell-bent on pointing fingers constantly.

Always thought Charlton were the classier club tbh

When did so many of our fans turn into massive twats

Oh are we after Guehi? I didn't realise. Hadn't heard that.

I just don't understand how Gordon can't play on the right. Barnes on left. Doesn't this make any sense? Sigh.

Clearly saw this thread

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"Memories of Jack Clarke" RIP

What is it about relatively long-running transfer sagas that I find more disappointing than a bolt-from-the-blue signing? I think I just get fed up with it all and don't care how it ends at some point.

As long as this doesn't count as tapping him up. Let's not faucet. Etc

Never happening now!

Just Tap it in. Tap tap tap-a-roo. Tappy tappy tappy.

If we don't get Tapsoba, maybe try Tapudon.

Sure, just no-one does them anymore as they're not legally meaningful as far as one's contract is concerned, but they can still impact loyalty bonuses.

No-one puts in requests anymore. Just isn't done.