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I'd be happy, just have to go to +200k a week wages.

"Smile if you already hate each other"

Williams is on 200k a week they reckon. Can't see that happening, esp. with Barca etc. sniffing around

These demonising returns sound a bit scary tbh!

I'm not sure he wrote that

If you've lowered yourself to baiting Newcastle fans most of the time then that says it all tbh

It's a new dawn. A Paul Mitchell dawn. A PM Dawn.

I think it's fair to say that Ashworth's detail-led focus will serve Man Utd well. I mean he didn't bother to go over his own employment contract before signing it re. exit conditions and notice, but I'm sure that's just the exception etc.

He served his purpose. Off to the English FA old boys club with him.

Yes. Yes we have.

Glad he has a history of getting his hands dirty with recruitment. Rather than that whole "chilled out entertainer" vibe

Anyone got any in-depth Athletic articles or similar yet on this Mitchell brother?

No-one's entertained by SAFC. Don't worry about that.

But he wanted to leave. How was it ever constructive dismissal?

Perhaps if he were eating an apple while riding a bike instead. Nothing could go wrong there.

Yeah, but he's a prick n'all

Fuck off Dan, take your spokey-dokeys with you

It'll probably in in Adidas logotype now. And y'know what... that might be okay.

Death to the sports direct font!

He's done his Achilles already

Not the youngest of keepers. He'll be 31 next year. The Latin variant of 'Odysseas' is Ulysses. So yeah, Ulysses 31.

Oh dear.

I can no longer tell if this sort of thing is serious or not.