buzz

I have us staying up on goal difference, West Ham going down

Hate Elanga so much.

Useless fat cunt

Pope is an absolute clown

Number 1 (in the Championship)

He's lost the plot there

Simons ACL?

get in

Going 4-4-2 off the ball is quite common (Villa are doing it now)

Worst PL goalie of all time

Bowen has been shite

Thick cunt

You take Diarra out and shoot him after that

NUFC legend Freddie Woodman coming on

yass

get innn

They'll stay up sadly

Can't see it getting better sadly.

Most predictable outcome in history that

60 mins

Good thing he cut off the "If you like, I can imagine the exact scenario where Newcastle United win the Premier League in 2030. Would you like me to do that?"

The emojis

Wissa and Elanga coming on in 90+4 fuck me what an image

This is even worse than I expected