Ben

Imagine a player turning down the mighty Liverpool !! I mean if Klopp wants you it's law that you have go, who the hell does he think he is !! *in other news* I never thought the transfer window would make me laugh, proper little chuckle I had, good times.

Thats how they win the big bucks

Eastern European Nerds had Haaland captain for what its worth

Lascelles is tops man, stop putting him down, I'd like to see one of those foreign types punch football into an average player

25/1 baby

TBF Man City seem to start every season slow

Remember lads Man City are our rivals this season, we need a Burnley win.

Maxi

You's should have copied my Eastern European super nerd team

We dont we just build a massive castle and put an 80000 seater in the middle, that'll show em.

If we beat them we'll probably get super Var'd into a replay.

I'm absolutely loving how every pundit are already writing us off because we didn't get Maddison, we lost ASM and have the Champions League to worry about, daft cunts.

Talksports super pundits now saying Liverpool are second favourites for the title

TBF with the people involved in this decision working on behalf of us, infrastructure build is not something I'm worried about

Women ?

Arh shit I think you could be right

Not me I'm taking the advice of those Eastern European super nerds that win all the FPL games.

Aye that's him

Apparently he's in the USA on a family holiday

Who was that Spanish chairman a few years ago that was a right cunt to deal with ? He used to go for a siesta during negotiations and then just not go back.

Aye so professionally ran, not to mention wages, it's exactly how I want my club to be run

If I was them I'd go for Toney, they have the Brazilian number 9 as back up in the meantime. Levy has already fucked the season by waiting till the season starts before letting Kane go

Sheff Utd have made £5 million profit so far in the transfer window, I don't know who their manager is or any of their players but if they stay up this season they all need medals. As it stands they look like cannon fodder

I quite liked the idea of Kilman, after reading some Wolves fans comments he sounds like their version of Lascelles

WTF