Ben

Terrible deal for Chelsea but if you stockpile players this is bound to happen

Aye sounds about right

I think Eddie would have definitely been in for Endo if he wasn't too old, too slow, poor pedigree and a late August panic buy

I was always Addidas Samba but the last pair I bought were basically made of Lego

Oh dear, more problems at Klopps Kop.

They seem to be given him a midfielder hard man tag, Big Joe and RoBotman will have him for breakfast

I no idea who he is but the seens like a massive panic buy, I can't wait for the inevitable Klopp meltdown, I'm sure he left Dortmond because of the transfer system

I'm a Sketchers bloke now I must admit, my new golf shoes are great, I am however a middle aged fat fucker

I'm just getting on with preparing for Man City I'm sure if the board have any news they will inform me.

We didn't Luton buy him then

We need FFP in all life, that old fucker next door to me has just put in artificial grass, there's no way he can afford that on his pension

Max Power plays in Saudi !!

For the profile of players we are signing and the fact Chelsea effectively have 3 left backs to replace him, I can see Hall coming here. Like the Barnes transfer it just makes sense.

Load of Makem shirts in Pointeland Airport this morning

Chelsea are just fuckin crackers like

Same, right that's it I'm taking the cream out of a Bourbon and using that as an adhesive to stick the Chomp and Crunchie together. Fuck you society.

3 month contract at West Ham is his only option these days

Beamish Park Hotel does an absolute belta

Refresher had flavoured cocaine sherbut running through it.......delicious.

Did he love the lifestyle better than the sport tho ?

Wham bars and Highland toffee was my main food group at school, my guts must have been like cement

If the right players become available the cash will be found, I'm convinced of that.

I hope Southgate drops him, I'm not sure who his replacement would be tho.