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Just checked his heatmap / involvements today

No mate

Was a few unpolished diamonds in there last time I was in

Big Nick nowhere to be seen, straight down the Quayside

Looking for a girlfriend they say A reckon he could score in the Beehive on a Tuesday night me

Today was for him

Guuna shit my kegs like @Fak

Played a massive part in winning the penalty with his pressing on the full back The lads special, very special

Going to grow my hair like Nick

MOM so far

Hes a weapon areet

Need this lads contract sorted as soon as this game finishes

Thats really good

Really needs a chant to lift his spirits Do we have one for him yet ?

He can trap the ball further than I can kick it out my hands

I wonder if there's anything you wouldn't be contrary about

He's crossposted that from his Gaydar bio mate

Decent aye areet

Not a fucking chance he's done that intentionally man, not one look around to see where Gakpo was, he's under the pump clearly due to his cultish behaviour, not a chance he's laying that on for another player when he's desperately trying to impress the dippers fans & needs goals to do that.

Instant ban, house egged & no Xmas presents for you

They will turn on him sooner or later with results like this

Needs pulled off