RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

Wont be a term we will be using for a long long time, were on the cusp of magical times, cups, titles, European nights (been to several & they are unforgettable) enjoy the ride my pal, its going to be incredible

55 but look 72 why ?

Calling it here & now, we wont go down this year or any other fucking year whilst im still alive

Quite simply the best to of played for us in nearly 20 years

Natural finisher

People doubting King Eddie man

Urgh that Fkin plastic fake cunt still blemishing peoples hopes & dreams is he ? Fat fkin slug faced twunt

Oola Oops

in my completely useless opinion a lot of ASM's current problems are down to the role / freedom he was given by the fat Khunt who's now at WBA, clearly had zero control over ASM as he was our only outlet / creator, thus allowing him a free role behind the "false 10 (Fkin lol)" now hes being reigned into a system hes lost & those attempts at taking 4 or 5 defenders on has been worked out by savvy coaches / players, I fear hes not long for this squad if he dont adapt & fit into king Eddies methods Just my tuppence worth of course & im almost certainly miles away

A dark Purple player of ginormous proportions still got him for another 99 games too

Jeepers

Lets play

Ah man, mind boggling to think where we were 6 months ago to this man, this team, this manager & backroom staff filling me so full of pride Just absolutely Fkin love it

Bruce lazily "chucks his hat in the ring"

More chance of a Makam paying the rent a week early than us to go down man

Give over man

We've lacked shithousery for decades, we've been too soft, the players we bring in will have more shithousery about them (as most winners do) than Northumbian water

Makes my heart swell with pride listening to Eddie, lads in a different galaxy to SB in every single way, were going to look back on Eddies time here with such elation & I don't even think we know it yet Still hard to believe where we are from 6 months ago

Chris Wood can trap the ball further than I can kick it out my hands

No one is arguing otherwise, but hes been a part of the jigsaw that looks likely to keep us in the PL Hes zero long term future with us bit who cares ? played his part & for that im delighted

Hendrick

Well yes tbh, Krafth has played his part in keeping us up, every part of me just needed us to stay up this year, how we did it was & still is unimportant Be thankful for small mercies I think, 5 months ago we had Steve fat fuck bruce telling us how lucky we were to have him in charge with his "experience" so aye im delighted Krafth, Wood, Howe et al have arrived

Many games we go unbeaten with Top notch leading the line ? Give over man ffs

poor bait