Fantail Breeze

Do we even have any players away on international duty? None of them are good enough

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@Danh1’s not that bad like.

Caulkin made a complete tit of himself during takeover v1.0 and has done nothing other than protect Bruce during his pathetic reign. He, Edwards, Ryder and Kennedy are absolutely awful.

That French red card is a fucking appalling decision.

Not employed by the club, apparently. Has more oversight/management than MBS ever would though, funnily enough.

Had it been leaked anywhere that he had been arrested/under investigation/on bail? I don’t recall it but I know Twitter is a cesspit for stuff like that with celebs. If he’s not actually guilty, he’s thick as fuck allowing himself to get into a difficult situation for the most recent allegation (Aug 2021) when already on bail for a RASSO case (Oct 2020).

Maybe that was the deal Bruce was desperately working on.

Managed to send our young South American midfielder on loan to a club playing in a cloggers league in crisis with no striker. Marvellous. Can’t wait to welcome him back after four appearances. The lad is 22, he should be in or around the first team. How fucking shit can he be if he isn’t?

Not sure why anyone is worried. NUST are up to £144k for their pledge. Only 194 more years until we can buy 1% from Ashley and have a real say on what colour the toilets are painted. Good job the priorities are in order.

And yet their ST direct debit will come out in the morning. That’ll shown ‘em.

Our attacking unit consists of two injury prone players playing for a manager who doesn’t believe in conditioning. Of course we’re in massive trouble.

Mad that anyone thought it’d be any different. I hope people realise we literally had a player and their club trying to force the move to us and we were unwilling to take them. We wouldn’t pay a high enough percentage of their 30k wage. Amazing. Silver lining though because Choudhury is dogshit. It also makes Edwards and Bruce look like even bigger tossers than they were before. The stuffing we’re going to get against Man Utd Hopefully their players ignore OGS’s shit instructions and they absolutely pummel us.

Which was down to the fact the relationship had turned completely sour.

Shearer walked too like. Refused to sign on in that summer. Those three didn’t constantly play down expectations to fans in the media, or say what a fantastic relationship they have with Ashley and what wonderful business we have done/are doing. Bruce has licked his mouldy little ring piece and discredited the fans. He’s totally different to the others mentioned, even if he did walk (he won’t).

Just in case you needed it confirming just how fucking thick our support is. Three examples of many. Maybe we should have a prize for whoever spots the thickest twitter post.

Exactly 10 years on and nothing has changed I’d imagine we’ve had more deals that have fallen through rather than successful ones. On the bright side, only 17 more sleeps until the next home game. Support the team. Fuck da haterz. Give Ashley your money. Let’s all have a good day out.

Ross Barkley to Burnley

In case you wanted the translation: “Boubacar Kamara rejects imaginary derisory offer from Newcastle United after a mystery man telephoned him to talk about bacon.”

They’ve turned into a show with a target audience of 10-15 year olds. The Instagram generation.

Barca make some ridiculous transfers at times. Almost as bizarre as Braithwaite.

We’re all going to be forever in Bruce’s debt when we stumble Choudhary across the line at 11pm on loan. Bruce is proper on our side. Don’t bew him. Please.

All we have to do is W A I T, mate.

This will do nothing to convince people we aren't the same person.

Fuck off Edwards is so fucking predictable.