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Pretty much how I'm feeling with it too. However, I've just seen the long sleeve pics, and my cock could now cut diamonds.

and Sela probably.

Weez this clownshoe?

What an absolute banter season this has been Man U in general Spurs in general Us winning a cup City imploding Two London clubs winning cups over Arsenal 'Big Six' theory shot to bits

Spurs will go on to win this, only to get cunted 6-0 by Brighton, with Ange having a meltdown and walking, undoing any good feeling in less than a week.

Transfer budget blown on getting Zendaya to model it for us?

Just worked out that Everton have absolutely nothing to play for. Win or lose they can't move position or be overtook. Hopefully they are already on the beach.

He's knackered physically and mentally, needs an enormous hypersleep rest. Been playing almost non stop for two years. Wouldn't start him against Everton. Wouldn't regardless tbh he's always anonymous against them iirc.

DOG SHIT O G S H I T

I'd part with hard currency to see him get such the hiding. Specky little spergy fuck that he is.

Imagine being this allergic to common sense.

That Spurs lineup was an affront to God himself.

Hate this modern de-keeperfication of keeper shirts.

All that for a total shit top. Suggs cannit fuckin speak and Central Cee couldn't be a more obvious industry plant. Millie Brights fit though.

A reminder that we were already relegated when we put 5 past 3rd place Spurs in 2016. Owt can happen on the last day.

Four shades of blue, Nike? Four? That's insane.

I might as well have not bothered.

It's actually growing on me. If you squint and imagine the hippocampii smaller with less shading it could be decent. Let me run it through Chat GPT...

Looks like the logo for a brutalist regime from a dystopian young adult novel.

Found the guy with fake Chanel quiltcovers

Agree with this. Vacant eyes of a pisshead. Seems like a pretty weird dude too. What you would call BTEC in every sense. If he wasn't a footballer he'd have a 3 French bulldogs, a grey crushed velvet settee, range rover evoke on tick and a 'yarden' with fake grass. Edit/ He probably still has all those things. Depth of a puddle of spit.

Are you actually fucking kidding me...

They're at it again. Getting way too carried away, talking about how they're going to do well in the PL and give the Big 6 some trouble. They never learn and theye completely overlooking the fact it's only half time. They'll go their ends in Trafalgar Square again, make tits of themselves, and forget to show up when it matters. A tale as old as time.

Either outcome is hilarious tbh. They get pumped yet again at Wemboaah Or They come up and get pumped week in-week out.