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The bairn loves all the Harry Palmer stuff when i have it on in the car - funny hearing a 4 year old singing about Alan Gowling.

First you get the mags Then you get the bags Then you get the slags

Sounds like he definitely still calls it Rhodesia

I was there for Romania Bulgaria, must have been 9 year old. 1-0, Hristo Stoichkov 3rd minute goal.

Great post. Club are roundly fucking him.

I'll be well away in my scratcher by the time this kicks off. Secretly pleased it's a 1am kick off tbh. 2-0 defeat.

Shit, are these cunts good?

Home for a month early next year. Funny, I haven't lived there in almost a decade and still refer to it as Home, without giving it a second thought.

Cool, what is it though? Making a company out of bonus balling quad bikes on South Tyneside Parent Network?

They're definitely going to at least draw. What's that wolf competitions advertisement they have plastered everywhere? I always see empty headed shitmunchers from back home talking about it on Facebook.

My first though when learning of Jotas passing was in pretty bad taste I'll admit "oh fuck, they're going to milk this aren't they"

Totally not Israel FC

Me on the Milburn steps if I had to witness Eddie in a Dippers tracksuit.

Maybe don't spunk half a bil on two gimps then you fucking marble.

Oy vey shut it down la.

THE LIVERPOOL WAY HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

How buzzing would you be with that photo of you and your bairns man. Still mackems though.

Blind man on a galloping horse could have seen another easy groin injury coming. Hope the pricks ligaments ossify.

Almost $500 here 😂 Get to absolute fuck man.

Tell me youre joking - did they charge £230 for that fuckin Spezial jacket?!

Might have shouted 'ISAKS A RAT' from the car at a lad in their away kit walking down the back of the NGV yesterday.

My uncle had a boxer dog named Bruno when I was a kid. Used to shite massive dirty scaffy bars on the roof of his kennel.

You'll grow to egret that one.

Ye maa likes a cock or two

No way, are they both dead?