Izakaya

A really low-IQ bunch of troglodytes. Actually feels bad ripping on them People from other, more well off countries must look at their pallid, sagging faces and incomprehensible mutterings and think 'what the fuck have they put in the water supply up there?'

Get it up ye

State of Onana if this goes to pens 😂

Absolutely love when they ask why a mag is commenting when the match is on, as if they aren't the ones with a 30 page thread about a team they don't care about in a league they don't play in.

He didn't really seem to be near the cup celebrations and has kept himself quiet recently. Barnes has took his place with ease and has a way better goal return than Gordon. I reckon he'll be away in the summer

For a supposed male model every piece of clothing he wears hangs like utter shit on him.

Wow an out of the blue 'here we go' Haven't had one of them since the overnight signing of Sylvan Marveaux

Checked the score at 3am and watched the highlights when I woke up. Got an immense wave of schadenfreude watching Garnacho do his little arrogant hand on chin meme celebration knowing these cunts get pumped at a canter.

Pure unadulterated dogwank that. While we're remaking forgettable shit-era kits can we get the custard creme relegation away kit back and maybe get Steven Taylor and his turd munching grin in the promo video.

Sky blue piping can get to absolute fuck. Ashley era nonsense.

"chuck us a cuppla dimmies please love"

If it was still the 90s he'd definitely be smerkin tabs on the touchline.

Was talking about losing your accent at work with a lad from Leeds yesterday. Only just realised after reading this that I've totally lost 'daint' and just say 'don't' now.

Bristol haven't been in any form of top flight league for 45 years, fuck it, I want them to go up.

Fair. Had no idea that sign was there tbh.

Not if Whitburn has a SR postcode?

BACK STRIPE KLAXON

Tbf South Tyneside should end at Latimers.

Imagine the utter meltdown if we squeeze past Arsenal for 2nd man.

5 more and we to 4th

Used to put Nightowls on to fall asleep as a bairn. Alan Robson had such a soothing voice.

I'm gonna hoy up here man

Yeah he's done.

What a fucking shot that is. The light, the arms, the fact it's just a phone shot from someone in the crowd. One in a million considering he stood up for a millisecond.

Love that font