Izakaya

Feels like loads of English kids going abroad these days compared to previous years?

Thought he was well older that 58 like.

Jack Ross sacked at Dundee. They're spoiled for choice. Bring him home marra.

In the NUFC thread? Fuckin softcocks know the truth when they see it.

Gerrit done marra

To any RTG members reading; Like it or not, your entire clubs identity is rooted in an inferiority complex. You know this. We know it. You redesigned your badge to look like NUFCs, your ex chairman wanted one more seat than SJP in the SOL. The evidence is on Netflix when catching up to Chrissy Coleman's car... "EEYA CHRISSY, SAYA FUCK THE MAGS, HOWAIR CHRISSY SAYA FUCK THA MAGS MAN". More of you have FTM tattoos than SAFC ones. You pretend to care about the blight of the Yemeni people, but in reality, there wasn't one mention of the word Yemen on RTG til October 2021. You couldn't give a fuck about brown people, given the "Refugees Not Welcome" banner held outside the SOL. Your Vaux Outrage™ and Fyewmin Rights™ values are nothing but a sham. You act like Amnesty International's most fervent activists, that is, until there's some boxing you can find an illegal stream for. We eat you up at every turn. Everything single event that happens to NUFC is twisted through the swirling vortex of Mackematics until it's universally accepted that it's the worst possible thing to happen to us, that is, until it's over, a player leaves or turns us down, then it's back to the diametric opposite. The constant back patting, the clearly fake 'fan in peace ' posts, the 'everyones cup final' posts, the posts about trying to get Graham Potter or Jordan Henderson as managers, the pathological need for reassurance... You are all blokes (Janey included) in your 50s. Please, I implore you to find a world outside that forum before your boiled ham addled hearts implode like the floodlights switching off on your closed upper stands.

Normally I'm Puma's biggest hater, and I still think they're a dogshit brand and wouldn't wear anything they make, but those box template away tops are quite different and innovative. Obviously wouldn't work at club level but they're a nice shake up.

That's Pope breaking a finger against Liverpool then, guaranteed.

Twoaneyah Mowabreyea for me like marra.

Pedro and Gallagher I reckon. Saying that they pulled Isak completely out of thin air so it literally could be a total shocker.

Ridiculously good defender. Almost seems like he flies under the radar and goes unnoticed because he's essentially just a human brick wall.

We seem to have a real issue with being able to comfortably strike a ball in the final 3rd without Wilson in the team. All our attacks seemed to come from wing play aiming for Woods pillow heed. Clearly missing those incisive passes from Bruno down the middle. Granted I only watched the 1st half as it was on late for a Sunday night in Australia... Almiron's lack of a left foot has already been discussed and infinitum. Willock is just poor. Goal aside, ASM can only seem to cut inside and fluff half strength shots from the edge of the box. Joelinton has a piss poor shot. Wood essentially does not possess a set of legs. Not really sure the point in making but it was just some observations I gathered.

Mair chance of Neil Hunt, Nonsense Potter.

Like some places have a captcha to make sure it's a human posting, RTG needs 5 SATS level questions to ensure the poster has the mental capacity equal to, or better than a fucking retarded tardigrade.

Green on the Saudi kit looks awful on tv. Looks like a lumionous satin emerald colour, like the triangles out of quality streets.

Alex Neil leaving Sunderland for Stoke is a completely nonsensical and unfathomable move, yet Graham Potter leaving joint top of the PL Brighton for newly promoted League 1 journeymen Sunderland makes perfect sense... Moon landing levels of Mackematics going on there.

Mowbray is absolutely the best of what they can attract/afford, he should get them to finish between 13-16th.

So is he in the dugout or what?

Be shit having Boro as your rivals like. I actually like them. Plus I've never met someone from Teesside who wasn't unintentionally hilarious.

Surely that cant be a coincidence?

If the mackems can't afford to keep Alex Neil on anything more than a pitiful rolling contract theres not a chance they can afford Dyche. Neil was probably on 5k a week.

Only a matter of time til the annual utterance of 'Give it to Bally til the end of the season marra'

Jesus Christ. Involuntary orgasm material.

They were especially tight aroond the orse

Feel a "Patience is a virtue" banner would be a nice little addition.