McDog

Hope he gets a massive splinter.

I don't have an Athletic subscription anymore. Who owns the majority of shares?

Link works great with a VPN - unfortunately I have to head to the hospital. So far the big guy looks decent.

Maybe they don't have the same strength in surrounding muscle as the men? Not sure.

I remember a quote from some athlete who said it's ok to get your kids names tattooed but don't do that with your wifes name because you kids will always be your kids but your wife, well.

That didn’t take long.

If you look up "Piss Take" in the dictionary there is a picture of this post.

Because they are self serving idiots? John Cleese could serve the role just as capably. Might get one or more laughs at home too.

It probably doesn't.

Real in the sense it’s authentic, not real in the a way because I don’t believe a word of it.

Dear Sir, I hope this email finds you in good health. It has come to my attention that a valuable player employed by the club has been somewhat reticent to play for your storied club. I am sure you've looked at this from every angle and weighed the actions and alternatives available to the club. There is no doubt in my mind you've very carefully thought things through. However, whatever thoughtfully considered conclusions you've drawn. DON'T SELL THAT CUNT TO LIVERPOOL. Thank you for your consideration. Yours respectfully, R0cafella.

You do have to factor in he's a steaming pile of shit and the realistic and practical options were limited.

That and if he chinned me I'd be in low earth orbit.

I was gonna call him the Wissanator. Decided against it. Google Ontario Smith and a wizzanator. RB for my American Football Team.

Haven't we all?

I really needed a fucking laugh.

I quoted that fucker once because I didn't know better and was nearly tossed off the forum.

Eddie wanted that piece of shit out. He tried, he failed to save it. How anyone blames anyone else but the great cunt himself is beyond me if even 25% of everything is true.

It is starting to really suck innit?

Wait till he starts banging them in from those sweet Elanga crosses.

Jebus H Christ. Why the motherufcking drama? I got some seriously terrible shit going on in my life, don't need this. Fix that damn fax machine already.

Hat's off to the lad. Not many people would attempt the dangerous Brentford to Newcastle route.

I expect Wissa isn't the runner delivering the paperwork to the league office.

It’s worth it to get him some game time, even if they don’t trigger the option.