Alan Pardew

I haven’t applied for the position lads don’t worry. I’m still aiming to be back in the dugout. Managing… setting the team. One last dance with the King. Heh… no… I would take a gig in the Championship I’ll tell you that. Some mid table side and then guide them to promotion. I’ve done it before you know. See ya later.

Can’t believe Fat Ange won that. They were so poor. No quality on the ball whatsoever. We were never that bad…? Right lads?

I’m not I’ve learned my lesson.

Yes I did!

YYYEESS LADS!

It’s back to the Swedish Tippeliga or whatever they call it for that Hojlund lad in a few years. Shocking.

Yes lads! I believe young Eddie will get over that line. There’s fight and fret in this team!

Almost happened when I was manager. If Cisse had scored one of those chances that hit the woodwork I think we would have gone on to win the whole thing. YES LADS!

Proper shite that Onana. Tim Krull saves that all day.

A lot of job opportunities are presenting themselves to me. The King needs to be back on the pitch… managing a team. Settings the tactics. One last dance so to say. Heh… Decent Championship side would be good for me I think.

I believe Young Eddie will win this one 3-1.

Young Eddie should call Chelsea and inquire about that Madueke. What a player.

It was a pen lads. Let’s hope Villa don’t score further. I hope Young Eddie can get 5th just like The King did. Though 5th these days is a CL ticket. Back in my day it was only a Europa League qualification spot. Remember when we almost won it? Good times. See ya later.

They asked me to fill in today. I politely declined. YES LADS! Another 3 points today for Young Eddie and the lads I think. Hoping for a quick recovery.

Congratulations!