MrRaspberryJam

We play Fulham in the FA Cup tomorrow?

Could really do with a City winner if we have any chance of catching Spurs.

We’d already signed Isak by that Wolves game.

It’s a good name.

What she needs is a good shagging.

He’s a lot better than they were man!

I write poetry all the time. I froze your tears and made a dagger, and stabbed it in my cock forever. It stays there like Excalibur, Are you my Arthur? Say you are. Take this cool dark steeled blade, Steal it, sheath it, in your lake. I’d drown with you to be together. Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.

Nice that City jacket.

There was once a Jorman called Klopp With pearly white veneers he’d strop For if his team went a goal down towards the referee he’d frown But he’s seriously a fucking clown

Watch VAR get scrapped, Newcastle get the cup final and Isak has an injury time winning goal incorrectly disallowed by the ref and then we lose on penalties.

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Pardew used to attempt to flog players and openly discuss their release clauses when they still had 3-4 years left on their contract. He'd do it after a win in his post match presser. Howe's talked about it when he's actually been asked about a players contract who's expiring in 12 months or so. Totally different, remember Fergie doing the same when Rooney was arsing around with his contract.

@Upthemags - we're waiting..

oral

Me after 3 minutes.

Is that Des'ree?

Go on Thomson Mouse la

Aye I wasn't being serious jonny1403.

Jim White and Simon Jordan dressed in all black on Talksport.

This. Alternatively we should have done everything in our power to stop the surgery on his groin until he signed the contract.

Be surprised if he's having a pop at the board, I suspect they're doing everything they can to get the deal done.

Everything will be fine. Joelinton will stay.