MrRaspberryJam

An hour ago you said he wasn’t that good at football?

Trying the cock in the popcorn trick with Ghodoussi

long trip north just to look at her instagram.

Can imagine Ryder crunching his nachos loudly in the cinema and sucking the grease off his fingers.

I’ve no idea really I’ve never really watched him.

surely we’d want another Schar given his long range passing created us quite a few goals last season. Not that I expect there’s many of those around that we could afford.

kaka man.

Sometimes when I’m bored on the weekend and feeling peckish I’ll drive all the way to Waitrose in Jesmond just for some chocolate and pop.

let’s agree to disagree.

What’s gegenpress?

they must be paying you too much if you’re going to Asda.

what weight?

It’s been an alright window I want it to be a lot better.

can you not make it yourself?

bit sweet. Too rich.

I prefer a flan.

He’s a right dick.

no. I hated him mainly because he never exploited the space created by debuchys decoy runs in the final third. Instead he regularly opted to implement the more difficult task of combining his shoulder drop with a torso deception with an inside vertical run into space already occupied by the oppositions deep lying CM and their midfielder in the pivot. Inevitably, taking the harder option of going solo on the inside may have looked aesthetically more beautiful to those watching with an untrained on the rare occasions it did come off, but analysis indicates that had HBA taken the simpler option of going down the outside or supplying Debuchy in the final third statistically improved our chances of getting a cross into the box by an additional 16.67%. had we played with a box midfield during those days this may have preoccupied the oppositions double pivots to implement a higher block against the likes of sissoko or cabaye and thus allowing space for HBA to torso feint into, but unfortunately HBAs lack of tactical awareness meant he wasn’t aware he’d be running into a cul-de-sac until it was too late. It’s a real shame because it was blatantly obvious what was going to happen before it even happened to a select few watching including myself. shame.

£8m and another £22m if they need it.

Whats this transfer bath stuff all about?

Disgusting pigs.

James is class. Always says batshit crazy stuff and then just calmly walks away from the scene whenever people react.

Are you OK mate?