MrRaspberryJam

Killed it

JUST FUCK OFF.

Arr God hell aye.

We can all agree he's a bag of cum regardless.

Seems to be a right fuck on with every player we want.

I've a feeling Shelvey won't be the one to be dropped. He's started every game under Howe hasn't he? Even took the captains armband on Saturday when Lascelles scored. EDIT: I mean, I wouldn't be arsed if he was binned off, like.

Is he still booked in for his medical tomorrow? Or was that bullshit? It's hard to keep up with this one.

A lot of time off work for everyone to celebrate a Dan Burn transfer knockback and another failed Lingard bid.

Wood on the end of Muller's corner.

What's he done like?

Must be a big bloke to be able to hit Brock Lesnar all day long.

And do what?

No good without a goalie though.

Where's the media's outcry of Everton fans' treatment of Perreira and Benitez?

Surely we can change the title on this? "medical on Friday" or something? Please. It'll make everyone feel better.

Which ones Shelvey?

1 in 10 are. Seems quite high.

Romano does my bastard head in.

They're getting Carlos for £30m.

Bump. (off the back of the Bruno deal).

I've never heard of him like. Is he a holding midfielder?