MrRaspberryJam

Not sure on that. Was only last season at half time when he said on air he'd be punching de Gea in the dressing room because of one of the goals he let in.

Hahahahaha. That's class. He'll be gutted

Bet Carroll is pleased.

Raving and ranting hothead pundit who hasn't managed for 11 years managing an underachieving squad owned by a spoilt bairn? I'm down with that.

Fuck him.

Hahaha that's class. His head has totally fell off. Love that.

About time we started putting some respect on @KaKa's name. (not the footballer)

Wey ner.

Love it. Really good fun.

There's enough to stop up now. So happy with that.

We're getting the bastard. (based on nowt)

Aye Merson had a drink problem if you didn't know.

Ah who gives a fuck man just chillout he's playing double cush now anyway.

He was a winger who was signed to play as a goalscorer/target man. Not his fault. Not my fault, not your fault. He's playing well now and that's all that matters brother.

I want Yannick Carrasco and I want Yannick Carrasco NOW. (not sexually)

He'd get a double bumper contract from us though. And a chance to play with Matt Targett.

We're not signing Carascco like. Surely. SURELY.

You shouldn't say things like that unless you mean it.

Give us Lingard. NOW

We've blown our transfer load too early. Burn, Targett, Ekitike all by 9am. The rest of the day is going to be a damp squib. Shite that.

Steady away I reckon.

Title thread update required. Some start to the day!

I thought he might be staying with Greenwood out the picture. I'd be satisfied with Burn & Targett signing today. I'd be impressed with Burn, Targett and Ekitike. I'd jizz my duds if it was Burn, Targett, Ekitike and Lingard.

Good start to the day. But lets not get ahead of ourselves, the bit about Nketiah contradicts everything Luke's said for the last 48hrs.