MrRaspberryJam

You've listed four.

Happy Matt Targett day, y'all.

I thought that French kid only took over months after Johnson took the gig? Unless Dreyfus was pulling the strings for a while knowing the takeover would go through.

In fairness he wasn't the owners choice. He was probably itching at his feet to bin him off anyway to bring his own man and own stamp in. Hopefully he tries a really cute appointment like unearthing someone's U23s manager from bundesliga or something and it goes tits up. Farke or Grant Mccann would be decent appointments.

Ah, unsure on this. Last thing we need is them getting a new manager bounce.

Probably neeone. Assume if there was owt in it then Hope/Edwards/Atheltic/Sky would have picked up in it by now.

We've just chosen Guimarães over Bissouma.

Smelly scruff signing for a city full of smelly scruffs.

Think the last 3 aren't true.

I know man.

Eh I don't get it?

Surely no player can score goals if they're unfit pal?

It reminds me of the yellow ticker on sky sports news.

Really nice news.

I do believe that you may be a little tapped.

I bet there's a flurry of 'exclusives' coming out now about him over the next few days from his other ex's and whoever else.

With time running out in the window and having already been knocked back for your first, second and third targets? Aye

That last sentence. Fingers crossed, eh?

Aye that's how I feel.

We've had Bloom's pants down.

Would everyone be happy with Trippier, Bruno, Wood and Burn and that's it?

Or not.

Van De Beek to Everton.

D) claim he was in a bad place mentally at the time

Hope so. But don't think he fancies us permanently.