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Typical Newcastle everyone is against us atm and we go and bottle it against L1 team in the cup, sell out stadium as well. How embarrassing

In the excitement of the transfer window and this forum I forgot that our current team is so shit I've just been living in this fantasy bubble where we a have a great squad

These are playing so narrow need to get ball out wide as much as possible asm being a selfish cunt 35 yards out is no good. Trips and fraser are decent crosses of the ball and Richie isn't bad with enough time on the ball which he will have

Surely got to stuff these like

Yeah she's a sour faced bitch. Just edited my other post to say will be keeping an eye out on ertons game in hand midweek cause if that myolenko starts that's a signing they didn't have when the game got cancelled so will be interesting to see if the moan carries on by others after that

It's just comical, you can let Southamptons manager off a shred and just say he's a chancer but for another manager to then come out and back it when their team is not disadvantaged by it at all as they have no games to catch up is just farcical and I wouldn't be surprised if its their gobshite owners who have complained about it to the Premier league, that bitch Brady and the other cunt. Also Everton play one of their games in hand midweek so let's see if that myolenko starts at lb and see if anyone continues this ridiculous moan

Love how we have all turned into transfer pros, maybe the game has changed since 2008

Just casually gonna spend 100m on defenders in a January transfer window. We are in fifa career mode here

So we've agreed personal terms with him but lille have rejected the offer, Is that correct? Im confused... If that is the case then his agent will surely force this through. If the 4m is true per year then that's 76k a week which is quadrupling his 18k a week wages at lille. They play today so will be interesting to see if he starts. If we are close to what they want and they are skint as we think they are then they would want to protect him till he's sold

Surprised he would buy a football club again at least with us he was hated after a couple of seasons but with Derby he will be hated instantly because of us. Or maybe not cause of their struggles its security I suppose, for now not the worst thing for the club

Not telling you that without buying me a drink first

Apparently on less, someone tweeted earlier can't remember who it was but it was a journo, I reckon 80 to 90k a week maybe

Named my boner botman today thought it was going to be called Trippier all week

Push batman push!!!

Should just have a luke Edwards thread to vent on really

Nah don't think it will the epl has the largest average wage where the next highest is Spain which is about 60% of the EPLs then bundesliga at around 50% of EPLs. We should be able to offer a competitive wage regardless. Botman is on 18k a week atm. Tagliafico is on 44k a week. Azmoun is on 41k a week. Can easily double their wages or at least increase substantially.

My bad

My favourite pasta

Edwards just exponentially becomes a bigger cunt each day

Love a £30m note

I think he would play under howe but I think he's unfit and his body isn't what it used to be. End of the road for him but defensively definitely the best cb we have atm just can't do it physically it seems

Couple of goals along the way. He's a unit as well. Better than clark.

He wants more minutes so looking likely he will move this window. But yes I agree, massively underwhelming. he isn't the most athletic player and may be OK next to vvd when you have the ball 70% of the time but can't imagine him looking decent when he has attackers running at him.